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HAVE
RICHARD CHEESE
SING
AT
YOUR
THING!

Thank you for your interest in hiring
Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
for your fabulous event.

Please read the instructions on the "HIRE RICHARD CHEESE" form below.

Richard Cheese is not currently on tour,
and is not currently available to book events/weddings/parties.
However, you can still fill out the HIRE RICHARD CHEESE form
below, just in case his availability changes.

To hire Richard Cheese for TV, film, commercials,
and other media appearances, you can also use
the "HIRE RICHARD CHEESE" form below.

Richard Cheese is a member in good standing of
the Screen Actors Guild (SAG+AFTRA).

IMPORTANT:

For podcasts, interview requests, student films, music videos, or to license a Richard Cheese song for film/TV/advertising, please read section 4.7 of our FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS page (click here).
For legal reasons, DO NOT CONTACT US until you have read the FAQs!

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"HIRE RICHARD CHEESE" FORM

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"HIRE RICHARD CHEESE" FORM

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● YOUR PROJECT/EVENT INFO - ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS!

1) Provide a description of your event, show, TV/film project, or party. Be SPECIFIC. You MUST include name of client. *

2) What is the specific date and time of the project/event? *

3) Is this date locked or flexible? *

4) Where will this take place? BE SPECIFIC! Provide venue name, address, city, state, and website. Also include any other information we need! *

● YOUR BUDGET

The band's minimum fee for an event in Los Angeles or Las Vegas is generally $20K-$25K, and the fee increases for events requiring travel to other states. For non-U.S. events, the minimum fee is $35K.

Please don't offer less than the minimum. Please be specific about your budget. If you type "negotiable" or something else vague, we will simply ignore your inquiry.

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IMPORTANT:
ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS ABOVE,
OR ELSE WE WON'T RESPOND!!

PLEASE PROVIDE ALL INFORMATION.
THEN CLICK SUBMIT FORM.

Serious inquiries only, please. We will respond within 3 business days.

The band's availability for gigs is limited. You should contact us six to eight months before your event. That said, if you have $50K and/or a Heather Vahn, you've got us!

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HAVE
RICHARD CHEESE
SING
AT
YOUR
THING!

"HIRE RICHARD CHEESE" FORM

to get to the form,
you have to scroll down a bunch of times.

this is not a technical issue.

we just think it is funny
to make you scroll.

ha

ha

ha

ha

ha

hilarious!

okay here's the form:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

NO REALLY, HERE'S THE FORM:

PLEASE PROVIDE ALL INFORMATION.

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY, PLEASE!

BE SURE TO CHECK YOUR JUNKMAIL/SPAM
FOR OUR REPLY MESSAGE!