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​new!  SALE!
25th anniversary poster
"twenty-five years of covers"
ON SALE NOW!

NEW RICHARD CHEESE 25TH ANNIVERSARY POSTER
"TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OF COVERS 2000-2025"

Limited-edition 12"x36" poster features cover art from 56 Richard Cheese CDs, albums, and singles released over the past 25 years!
  • Fits in a 12"x36" frame!
  • SALE! Get 2 posters for just $39!   You save $11!  And you can get them personally autographed by Richard Cheese for just $10 extra!
  • Limited-edition!  Only 200 posters will be sold!
  • Ships rolled in tube!
  • Would look great on the back of your bathroom door, yes?
2  FOR ​ $39
(regular price $25 each)
plus tax and $8.65 shipping.  U.S. customer addresses only.  No forwarding services.
​

NOW ON VINYL!
RICHARD CHEESE 
"A LOUNGE SUPREME" 
ORDER TODAY!

RICHARD CHEESE'S 2011 ALBUM "A LOUNGE SUPREME" IS NOW ON VINYL FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!

  • Limited-edition 12" LP record pressed on 140-gram "Coke Bottle Clear" colored vinyl!  Just $32!
  • Plus you get a full-color two-sided mini-poster insert!
  • Sorry, all autographed copies are sold out.
  • AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE!
  • Only 450 records were manufactured. 
$32
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​new album!
RICHARD CHEESE 
"BLUE NO MATTER WHO" 
ON SALE NOW!

ALL-NEW 2024 STUDIO ALBUM "BLUE NO MATTER WHO" FROM RICHARD CHEESE ON SALE NOW!

12-TRACK ALBUM RELEASED IN AUGUST 2024 FEATURES LUSHLY ORCHESTRATED BALLAD VERSIONS OF RICHARD CHEESE'S FAVORITE ROCK SONGS, PLUS AN ALL-NEW ORIGINAL COMPOSITION "I'M BLUE NO MATTER WHO"!

  • Buy digital download for just $5 at  richardcheese.bandcamp.com
  • Limited-edition 12" LP pressed on 140-gram blue vinyl! 
  • These vinyl records are almost sold out.  Last remaining copies on sale for $39 at richardcheese.bandcamp.com
  • Limited-edition CD includes complete liner notes!  Just $5 each! ​ ON SALE!!
  • ​See tracklist and details on DISCOGRAPHY page​

RICHARD CHEESE
"LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE"
VINYL LP RECORD!
PRESSED ON TRANSPARENT PURPLE VINYL!

The very first Richard Cheese album "Lounge Against The Machine" is now on vinyl 12" LP for the first time ever! 
  • FIRST PRESSING opaque purple vinyl is SOLD OUT!
  • SECOND PRESSING transparent purple vinyl​ is ON SALE NOW!
  • These are limited-edition 140-gram vinyl LP records, only 500 available!
  • Also includes a full-color insert mini-poster!
  • ​SHIPS WORLDWIDE!​​
 ̶$̶2̶9̶  $25
25th ANNIVERSARY SALE!  SAVE $4!
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NEW!
RICHARD CHEESE
"SUNNY SIDE OF THE MOON" T-SHIRT!

NEW!  Richard Cheese "Martini Prism" T-Shirt!​
  • Full-color "Sunny Side Of The Moon" logo on black 100% cotton T-shirt!
  • Men's sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL*
  • Printed in U.S.A.!
  • SHIPS WORLDWIDE!
$25
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*extra cost for ultra sizes 
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NEW!
RICHARD CHEESE gift set!

NEW!  Richard Cheese Gift Set!​
  • "Lounge Against The Machine" Transparent Purple Vinyl LP!
  • "Blue No Matter Who" CD!
  • "Sunny Side Of The Moon" T-shirt!
  • Sticker Set!
  • You get all this for one low price!  SAVE $$$!
  • SHIPS WORLDWIDE!
$55
​(plus tax and shipping)
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RICHARD CHEESE
7 STICKER SET!

You get SEVEN limited-edition 3"x3" Richard Cheese stickers!​
  • "Lounge Against The Machine," "Vegas Sign," "Numbers Of The Beast," "Sunny Side Of The Moon," "Martini Flag," "Martini Power," and "Super Cheese"!
  • Printed in U.S.A.!
  • Mailed in an envelope!​​
  • SHIPS WORLDWIDE!
$10
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RICHARD CHEESE
TRIPLE POSTER SET

You get THREE limited-edition posters!​
  • "Lounge Against The Machine" | "Johnny Aloha: Lavapalooza" | "Drink To Hawaii Cocktail Map"
  • Prints are not numbered and not signed by the artists.
  • Sorry, no autographs!
  • Shipped rolled in a cardboard tube!

"Lounge Against The Machine" album cover (11"x11") - Full-color mini-poster of Richard Cheese's 2000 debut CD, with the original CD credits printed on the back!

"Johnny Aloha: Lavapalooza" by SHAG (12"x12") - Full-color mini-poster from 2010, printed on flimsy paper!  Plus, there's a cocktail map printed on the back!

Johnny Aloha "Drink To Hawaii" Cocktail Recipe Map by John Gholson (11.75"x11.75") - Full-color mini-poster map of the Hawaiian Islands, featuring recipes for all 16 cocktails mentioned in Johnny Aloha's song "Drink To Hawaii"!  Song lyrics printed around the border!  ​Perfect for your rec room tiki bar!  This poster alone is priced at $12.95, but now...
​
YOU GET ALL 3 POSTERS FOR ONE LOW PRICE!

$16.95
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​​JOHNNY ALOHA

RICHARD CHEESE PRESENTS
​JOHNNY ALOHA
"lavapalooza"
vinyl LP record!

Exclusive Johnny Aloha Vinyl LP plus Bonus Souvenirs!
  • "Lavapalooza" orange vinyl LP with full-color gatefold jacket!
  • Pressed on limited-edition heavyweight 180-gram orange vinyl!
  • Exclusive jacket art by SHAG
  • Printed sleeve with the original booklet artwork from the "Lavapalooza" CD
  • PLUS: two all-new "Drink To Hawaii Cocktail Recipe Map" posters
  • PLUS: "Drink To Hawaii" sheet music!
  • PLUS: A Johnny Aloha 8x10 personally autographed to YOU by Johnny Aloha!
  • PLUS: The LP jacket will be personally autographed to YOU, too!
SORRY, VINYL LP AND CD ARE
SOLD OUT!

DOWNLOAD THE ALBUM AT
MUSIC.RICHARDCHEESE.COM

MORE JOHNNY ALOHA SOUVENIRS BELOW!

JOHNNY ALOHA
"DRINK TO HAWAII"
COCKTAIL RECIPE MAP

Johnny Aloha "Drink To Hawaii" Cocktail Recipe Map
  • Full-color 11"x11" mini-poster map of the Hawaiian Islands!
  • Features recipes for all 16 cocktails mentioned in Johnny Aloha's song "Drink To Hawaii"!
  • Song lyrics printed around the border!
  • Map art by John Gholson!
  • Suitable for framing!
  • ​Perfect for your rec room tiki bar!
  • Shipped rolled in a tube!
  • Not autographed/signed!

$12.95
​(plus tax and shipping, via USPS mail in 7-10 days)
U.S. Customers only, no forwarding services.
U.S. Customers only, no forwarding services.
IF YOU PURCHASE MULTIPLE ITEMS
​FROM THIS WEBSTORE PAGE,
WE WILL COMBINE INTO ONE SHIPMENT
AND REFUND ANY EXCESS POSTAGE PAID.

JOHNNY ALOHA
"DRINK TO HAWAII"
UKULELE SHEET MUSIC

Johnny Aloha "Drink To Hawaii" Ukulele Sheet Music
  • 4-page sheet music booklet with lyrics!
  • Full-color vintage cover!
  • Print size 9"x12"!
  • Suitable for framing!
  • Not autographed/signed!​
$12.95
(plus tax and shipping via USPS Mail in 7-10 days)
U.S. Customers only, no forwarding services.

RICHARD CHEESE
"NOT DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS"
FACE MASK

  • White on Black Fabric!​
  • 100% cotton, printed in the U.S.A.
  • One size fits most faces!
$9.95
​SOLD OUT!

RICHARD CHEESE BOOK!

"GRATEFUL: 25 YEARS OF MUSIC, MOVIES, AND MADNESS WITH RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE"

NEW BOOK BY
​MARK JONATHAN DAVIS

ARRIVES 2025

New autobiography about the 25-year history of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine by creator Mark Jonathan Davis.
​
EBOOK & HARDCOVER BOOK PRE-ORDERS BEGIN IN 2025!

For more information,
click here to visit
​grateful.richardcheese.com
​

RICHARD CHEESE
&​
JOHNNY ALOHA
ALBUM DOWNLOADS

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MORE THAN 30 ALBUMS AVAILABLE!
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MORE VINYL RECORDS
​
FROM RICHARD CHEESE
​

Richard Cheese "The Sunny Side Of The Moon" vinyl LP record went on sale in 2022 and is sold out.
Richard Cheese "OK Bartender" vinyl LP record went on sale in 2022 and is sold out.
​Richard Cheese "Pussy Party" vinyl LP record went on sale in 2022 and is sold out.
Richard Cheese "Johnny Aloha: Lavapalooza" vinyl LP record went on sale in June 2022 and is sold out.
Richard Cheese "Numbers Of The Beast" vinyl LP record went on sale in July 2021 and is sold out.
​
Richard Cheese "Besame Queso" vinyl LP record went on sale in February 2022 and is sold out.
​
Richard Cheese "Cocktails With Santa" vinyl LP record went on sale in October 2021 and is sold out.
​
Richard Cheese "Extra Cheese Vinyl Collection" boxed set went on sale in August 2022 and is sold out.
​

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