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NEW "GRATEFUL" BOOK

"GRATEFUL:  25 YEARS OF MUSIC, MOVIES, AND MEDICAL EMERGENCIES WITH RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" by Mark Jonathan Davis
​
​New autobiography about the 25-year history of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine, written by Mark Jonathan Davis (AKA Richard Cheese).
"Grateful" eBook arrives summer 2026. 
"Grateful" hardcover book arrives fall 2026. 
​
BOOKS AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE! ​
PRE-ORDER EBOOK AND HARDCOVER BOOK TODAY!
grateful.markjonathandavis.com


T - ​ S H I R T S

NEW!
RICHARD CHEESE
BLUE "MARTINI POWER" T-SHIRT!

RICHARD CHEESE BLUE "MARTINI POWER" T-SHIRT!​
  • 2-color logo on black 100% cotton T-shirt! Printed in U.S.A.!
  • Men's size S only!  SAVE $7!
  • ALMOST SOLD OUT!​
BLOWOUT SALE!
 ̶$̶2̶6̶    $16 MEN'S SMALL
*plus tax, $12.90 shipping.
If you purchase multiple items on the same day, we will combine them into one shipment and refund excess shipping fees.
U.S. Addresses Only.
​Sorry, we cannot ship to freight forwarding services.

RICHARD CHEESE
"SUNNY SIDE OF THE MOON" T-SHIRT!

RICHARD CHEESE "THE SUNNY SIDE OF THE MOON" MARTINI PRISM T-SHIRT!​
  • Full-color logo on black 100% cotton T-shirt! Printed in U.S.A.!
  • Men's size M only!  SAVE $7!
  • ALMOST SOLD OUT!
  • SHIPS WORLDWIDE!​​
BLOWOUT SALE!
 ̶$̶2̶6̶    $19 MEN'S MEDIUM
​*plus tax, shipping, and customs fees
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​v i n y L

RICHARD CHEESE 
TRIPLE VINYL SUPER SALE!

GET 3 VINYL LPs FOR ONE LOW PRICE!  YOU SAVE $37!
  • Limited-edition 12" LP records pressed on 140-gram colored vinyl:  "Lounge Against The Machine," "Supermassive Black Tux," and "Back In Black Tie"!
  • SUPER SALE ENDS JUNE 22.
  • SHIPS WORLDWIDE!​​
 ̶$̶9̶6̶    $59
​*plus tax, shipping, and customs fees​
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RICHARD CHEESE 
"BACK IN BLACK TIE"
​VINYL LP

RICHARD CHEESE'S 2012 ALBUM "BACK IN BLACK TIE" ON VINYL FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!
  • Limited-edition 12" LP record pressed on 140-gram "Black Smoke" colored vinyl! 
  • Plus you get a full-color two-sided mini-poster insert!
  • Only 500 records were manufactured. ​​​
  • AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE!
​$32
​​*plus tax, shipping, and customs fees
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RICHARD CHEESE
"SUPERMASSIVE BLACK TUX"
​VINYL LP

RICHARD CHEESE'S 2012 ALBUM "SUPERMASSIVE BLACK TUX" ON VINYL FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!
  • Limited-edition 12" LP record pressed on 140-gram "Transparent Clear" vinyl!
  • Plus you get a double-sided full-color mini-poster inside, featuring a never-before-
    seen cover art mock-up sketch!  Wow that was a lot of hyphens!​​
  • Only 500 records were manufactured. ​
  • AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE!​
$32
*plus tax, shipping, and customs fees
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RICHARD CHEESE 
"BACK IN BLACK TIE"
​SPLATTERED VINYL lp

"BLOODY RED" HALF-SPLATTER VINYL LP!
Only 50 of these unique vinyl records were pressed, in September 2025 at Erika Records in California.  A TRUE COLLECTOR'S ITEM!
  • U.S. Addresses Only.  No freight forwarding services.
  • LESS THAN 10 LEFT!​
SUPER SALE!
 ̶$̶4̶8̶   $35
*plus tax and $9.85-$12.90 shipping
IF YOU PURCHASE MULTIPLE ITEMS TODAY IN ONE TRANSACTION, WE WILL COMBINE SHIPMENTS AND REFUND EXCESS POSTAGE FEES

RICHARD CHEESE
"SUPERMASSIVE BLACK TUX"
​SPLATTERED VINYL LP

SPACE-AGE "SILVER" SPLATTER VINYL LP!
Only 50 of these unique vinyl records were pressed, in September 2025 at Erika Records in California.  A TRUE COLLECTOR'S ITEM!
  • U.S. Addresses Only.​  No freight forwarding services.
  • LESS THAN 10 LEFT!
SUPER SALE!
 ̶$̶4̶8̶   $35
*plus tax and $9.85-$12.90 shipping
​IF YOU PURCHASE MULTIPLE ITEMS TODAY IN ONE TRANSACTION, WE WILL COMBINE SHIPMENTS AND REFUND EXCESS POSTAGE FEES

RICHARD CHEESE
"LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE"
TRANSPARENT PURPLE VINYL LP!

RICHARD CHEESE'S 2000 DEBUT ALBUM "LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" ON VINYL FOR THE FIRST TIME! 
  • Limited-edition 12" LP record pressed on 140-gram vinyl, with free mini-poster inside! ​
  • 2nd PRESSING transparent purple vinyl​ - ON SALE NOW! 
  • 1st PRESSING opaque purple vinyl ​- SOLD OUT IN 2025! 
  • ​SHIPS WORLDWIDE! ​​​ ​
​$32
*plus tax, shipping, and customs fees
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RICHARD CHEESE
SET OF 2 AUTOGRAPHED LP JACKETS!

2 AUTOGRAPHED LP JACKETS PERSONALLY SIGNED TO YOU BY RICHARD CHEESE !
  • If you already own the "Supermassive Black Tux" and "Back In Black Tie" vinyl LPs, you can get these autographed jackets personally signed to you by Richard Cheese! ​
  • Specify first name in box below.  Same name for both jackets.  First name only, no messages.
  • THESE ARE JUST THE EMPTY JACKETS, VINYL RECORDS NOT INCLUDED.​​
  • U.S. Addresses Only.​  No freight forwarding services.
$17.95
*plus tax and shipping
PURCHASE HERE:
TYPE THE NAME (FIRST NAME ONLY) OF AUTOGRAPH RECIPIENT IN THIS BOX:
THEN CLICK HERE:
IF YOU PURCHASE MULTIPLE ITEMS TODAY IN ONE TRANSACTION, WE WILL COMBINE SHIPMENTS AND REFUND EXCESS POSTAGE FEES

RICHARD CHEESE 
EMPTY LP JACKET FUN PACK!

YOU GET 4 COMPLETELY EMPTY LP JACKETS FOR JUST $16!  FUN!
  • "BACK IN BLACK TIE," "SUPERMASSIVE BLACK TUX," "A LOUNGE SUPREME," AND "BLUE NO MATTER WHO"
  • SUITABLE FOR FRAMING!
  • ​THESE ARE EMPTY JACKETS ONLY, VINYL RECORDS NOT INCLUDED.​​
  • U.S. Addresses Only.​  No freight forwarding services.
$16
​*plus tax and $12.90 shipping
IF YOU PURCHASE MULTIPLE ITEMS TODAY IN ONE TRANSACTION, WE WILL COMBINE SHIPMENTS AND REFUND EXCESS POSTAGE FEES

ALMOST SOLD OUT!
RICHARD CHEESE 
"BLUE NO MATTER WHO" CD

ALL-NEW 2024 STUDIO ALBUM "BLUE NO MATTER WHO" ON COMPACT DISC!
  • LIMITED-EDITION 12-TRACK CD RELEASED IN AUGUST 2024!
  • ​​SHIPS WORLDWIDE! ​
  • LESS THAN 30 LEFT!
​$10
*plus tax, shipping, and customs fees
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POSTERS, PRINTS, AND MORE!

"LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE"
​25TH ANNIVERSARY PRINT

NEW 25TH ANNIVERSARY PRINT!
Limited-edition abstract print by artist Jason W. Christman commemorates the 25th anniversary of Richard Cheese's debut CD, "Lounge Against The Machine"!
  • 6.75"x6.75" image size on 8"x8" sheet
  • Limited-edition 2025 print!  Only 200 will be sold.
  • Your print will be personally autographed by Richard Cheese.  Specify recipient name (first name only) in box below.  If you don't want it autographed, type NO AUTOGRAPH in the box. 
SUPER SALE!
$̶2̶9̶    $19
*plus tax and $6.80 shipping. U.S. customer addresses only.  No forwarding services.  You might be charged $12.90 for shipping; we will refund the overcharge.

PURCHASE HERE:
TYPE THE NAME (FIRST NAME ONLY) OF AUTOGRAPH RECIPIENT IN THIS BOX:
THEN CLICK HERE:
IF YOU PURCHASE MULTIPLE ITEMS TODAY IN ONE TRANSACTION, WE WILL COMBINE SHIPMENTS AND REFUND EXCESS POSTAGE FEES

DOUBLE poster SET!
RICHARD CHEESE ANNIVERSARY POSTERS

RICHARD CHEESE DOUBLE POSTER SET!
  • 25th Anniversary Poster - Limited-edition poster from 2025 features cover art from 56 Richard Cheese CDs, albums, and singles released over the past 25 years!  Fits in a 12"x36" frame!
  • 20th Anniversary Poster  - This limited-edition poster from 2020 is an homage to the 1960 Rat Pack movie "Ocean's 11" featuring Richard Cheese, Bobby Ricotta, Billy Bleu, and Frank Feta walking past the world famous Sands Hotel sign on the Las Vegas Strip.  18"x24" poster by artist Ridge Rooms.
  • These two posters ship rolled in a tube. 
  • ​Sorry, no autographs.
​$29.95
*plus tax and $12.90-$13.85 shipping. U.S. customer addresses only.  No forwarding services.
IF YOU PURCHASE MULTIPLE ITEMS TODAY IN ONE TRANSACTION, WE WILL COMBINE SHIPMENTS AND REFUND EXCESS POSTAGE FEES
​This item cannot be shipped with other items, except other posters, prints, and sheet music.

NEW!
RICHARD CHEESE
SHEET MUSIC SET!

RICHARD CHEESE SHEET MUSIC SET!​
  • You get sheet music for three of Richard Cheese's most popular original songs!
    "Christmas In Las Vegas," "I'm Blue No Matter Who," and "Drink To Hawaii"
  • Each handsome 4-page sheet music booklet features full-color cover art! 
  • 8.5"x11" size, suitable for framing!  Printed in the U.S.A. on fine quality paper, with a free fold in the middle!​​​​
  • ​Ships rolled in a tube!
  • Sorry, autographs not available for these items.
$19.95 (set of 3)
​*plus tax and $7.85 shipping. U.S. customer addresses only.  No forwarding services.
IF YOU PURCHASE MULTIPLE ITEMS TODAY IN ONE TRANSACTION, WE WILL COMBINE SHIPMENTS AND REFUND EXCESS POSTAGE FEES
​This item cannot be shipped with other items, except other posters, prints, and sheet music.

RICHARD CHEESE
STICKER SET!

14 STICKERS!  YOU GET 2 EACH OF 7 RICHARD CHEESE 3"x3" STICKERS! 
  • "Lounge Against The Machine," "Vegas Sign," "Numbers Of The Beast," "Sunny Side Of The Moon," "Martini Flag," "Martini Power," and "Super Cheese"!
  • Limited edition!
  • Printed in U.S.A.! Mailed in an envelope!​​
  • Sometimes we accidentally send extra stickers because our mailroom staffers are drunks!
$19.95
*plus tax and shipping. U.S. customer addresses only.  No forwarding services.

RICHARD CHEESE
TRIPLE POSTER SET

SET OF 3 LIMITED-EDITION RICHARD CHEESE POSTERS​!
  • "Lounge Against The Machine" album cover art (11"x11") - Full-color mini-poster of Richard Cheese's 2000 debut CD, with the original CD credits printed on the back!
  • You get two double-sided Johnny Aloha "Lavapalooza" posters (12"x12"), with the SHAG album cover art on the front and the "Drink To Hawaii" Cocktail Recipe Map on the back!​
  • Printed in the U.S.A.! Suitable for framing!
  • ​Ships rolled in a tube!
  • Sorry, autographs not available for these items.
$24.95
​​*plus tax and $12.90-$13.85 shipping.  U.S. customer addresses only.  No forwarding services.
​IF YOU PURCHASE MULTIPLE ITEMS TODAY IN ONE TRANSACTION, WE WILL COMBINE SHIPMENTS AND REFUND EXCESS POSTAGE FEES
​This item cannot be shipped with other items, except other posters, prints, and sheet music.


​​JOHNNY ALOHA

RICHARD CHEESE PRESENTS
​JOHNNY ALOHA
"lavapalooza"
vinyl LP record!

JOHNNY ALOHA VINYL LP SOUVENIR SET!  [ ** SOLD OUT ** ]
  • "Lavapalooza" vinyl LP with full-color gatefold jacket featuring cover art by SHAG, pressed on limited-edition heavyweight 180-gram orange vinyl!
  • PLUS:  Printed sleeve with the original booklet artwork from the "Lavapalooza" CD; all-new "Drink To Hawaii Cocktail Recipe Map" poster with art by John Gohlson; "Drink To Hawaii" sheet music; personally autographed 8x10 photo; and the LP jacket will be personally autographed to YOU, too!
SORRY, LP AND CD ARE  ​​SOLD OUT!

JOHNNY ALOHA
POSTER & SHEET MUSIC SET!

JOHNNY ALOHA "LAVAPALOOZA" POSTER & SHEET MUSIC SET!
  • You get two double-sided 12"x12" Johnny Aloha "Lavapalooza" posters, with the SHAG album cover art on the front and the "Drink To Hawaii" Cocktail Recipe Map on the back, plus sheet music for Johnny Aloha's original song "Drink To Hawaii"!
  • Ships rolled in a tube!
  • Sorry, autographs not available for these items.​
$18.08
​*plus tax and $13.85 shipping.  U.S. Customer addresses only, no forwarding services.
IF YOU PURCHASE MULTIPLE ITEMS TODAY IN ONE TRANSACTION, WE WILL COMBINE SHIPMENTS AND REFUND EXCESS POSTAGE FEES
​This item cannot be shipped with other items, except other posters, prints, and sheet music.

RICHARD CHEESE
FACE MASK

"NOT DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS" FACE MASK
  • ​100% cotton, printed in the U.S.A.
  • One size fits most faces!
$9.95
​​SOLD OUT!

RICHARD CHEESE &​ JOHNNY ALOHA

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VINYL GALLERY

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MAY 2023 A.I. WARNING:
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