RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
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HIRE THE BAND


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HAVE RICHARD CHEESE
PERFORM AT YOUR THING!

Thank you for your interest in hiring
Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
​for your fabulous event!!


To hire the band in 2022,
PLEASE read this entire page first.


IMPORTANT:
Please DON'T use this form for interview requests, podcasts, student films, or film/TV licensing.
​
Instead, go read section 4.7 of our FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS page (click here).
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For Christmas parties, weddings, birthdays, and corporate events, use the hiring form below. 
To hold a date, we require a $2500 non-refundable advance deposit.


For concert venues and public shows, use the hiring form below. 
Please tell us venue capacity, guarantee offer, desired date, etc.
We prefer to perform in seated showrooms with 500+ seats; no standing-room-only venues.
During the pandemic, we are only performing at outdoor venues.



WARNING:  Because we are amazing, our performance fee is expensive.  We charge a shit ton of money.  Our fee starts at $20,000, plus extra for travel, hotel, equipment, meals, and hookers.   Just kidding, we don't need meals.

  • Our typical show is 80 minutes long.
  • Our band is a jazz trio (piano, bass, drums), but we can bring our horn section if you pay extra.
  • Everyone who attends your event, whether it is indoor or outdoor, must be fully vaccinated or tested, and face masks must be worn.
  • Our show is dirty, our songs are offensive, and Dick Cheese means smegma.  Are you sure you want to hire us?


After reading all of the above, if you're still interested --  and if you're filthy rich -- please ​fill out the RICHARD CHEESE HIRE-THE-BAND FORM below.
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IMPORTANT: 
Please don't contact us if you aren't the boss, or if you intend to pay Richard Cheese with kegs of beer.  Sorry, no, we can't play at your frat for $1200.  And no, we don't accept cryptocurrency.



HIRE-THE-BAND


​​RICHARD CHEESE HIRE-THE-BAND FORM

    PLEASE PROVIDE ALL INFORMATION.  ​SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY, PLEASE!

    ​BE SURE TO CHECK YOUR JUNKMAIL/SPAM FOR OUR REPLY MESSAGE!



    ● YOUR CONTACT INFO
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    Enter Your Correct Email Address [REQUIRED]
    ​Enter Your COMPLETE Contact Info (mailing address, company name, etc.) [REQUIRED]


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    ● YOUR EVENT INFO - ANSWER THESE 6 QUESTIONS!
    ● YOUR BUDGET

    ​The band's minimum fee is $20,000 for an event in Southern California, and the band charges more for events which require travel to other cities (airfare, hotel, ground transportation, equipment rental, sound system, etc.).

    Please be specific about your budget.  If you type "negotiable" we will ignore your inquiry.
    Enter Your Budget ($) [specific dollar amount]
    IMPORTANT:
    ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS
    OR ELSE WE WON'T RESPOND!!

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    PLEASE PROVIDE ALL INFORMATION.
    THEN CLICK SUBMIT FORM.


    Serious inquiries only, please.  We will respond within 36 hours.

    The band has limited availability in 2022.  That said, if you have $20K and/or a Heather Vahn, you've got us!


    IMPORTANT:
    MAKE SURE YOU CHECK YOUR JUNKMAIL/SPAM FOLDER FOR OUR REPLY,
    FROM CONTACT@RICHARDCHEESE.COM
SUBMIT FORM

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MAY 2023 A.I. WARNING:
​Beware of unauthorized artificial-intelligence impersonations of Richard Cheese on websites, music videos, social media, and other platforms.  When in doubt, visit the official RichardCheese.com website and use the contact form to notify us of fake/infringing content.  Unauthorized uses, remixes, impersonations, and other infringements and rights violations will be prosecuted under all applicable statutes worldwide.  To license Richard Cheese's voice, music, and recordings, use the contact form.

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Richard Cheese® is a registered trademark. 
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THIS WEBSITE AND ALL AUDIO/VIDEO/MEDIA CONTAIN EXPLICIT CONTENT.  18+ ONLY. 
Use this site at your own risk.  All rights reserved.
All text, music, arrangements, sounds, instrumentations, lyrics and lyric revisions,
audio, video, vocals media, production, and content are copyrighted and proprietary.
Unauthorized use, duplication, distribution, performance, or
other copyright/trademark/intellectual property infringement is a violation of applicable
laws, and violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Complete site terms at 
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Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License
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  • WELCOME!
    • ABOUT RICHARD CHEESE
    • PHOTOS
    • FILM & TV APPEARANCES
    • REVIEWS
    • FAQ
    • MEDIA PRESSKIT / BIO
    • "GRATEFUL" BOOK
  • NEW ALBUMS
  • MUSIC
    • DISCOGRAPHY & CREDITS
    • VIDEOS
    • SONG LYRICS
    • JOHNNY ALOHA
  • SHOP
  • LIVE SHOWS
    • TOUR HISTORY 2000-2025
    • SHOW POSTERS
    • CONCERT VIDEOS
    • RADIO INTERVIEWS
    • HIRE THE BAND
  • CONTACT
    • CUSTOMER SERVICE
    • FAN CLUB
    • TELL YOUR STORY
    • SOCIAL MEDIA
    • LICENSING REQUESTS